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About Us
Wolf News
unfair and imbalanced
Wolf News- We’re the people you trust to find the news stories you don’t care about and to cover the
hell out of them. Failing schools, crime and a government that doesn’t work. Who cares? We're more
focused on how many women are getting Brazilian butt lifts, now that’s the story!
We’ll find every washed-up politician, police commissioner and disgraced dog catcher to offer their
worthless opinions on what’s going on in our city. Within seconds a person with half a brain will see our
bias and that’s the way it should be!
Wolf News- The most hated news agency in world and
for a good reason.
Your News Team
Harold Balz
Anchor & Affirmative Action Hire
Gus RoseWinkle
General Manager & Sugar Baby
Fred Felon
Co-Anchor & Station Connect
Tommy Pickles
Co-Anchor & WorkPlace snitch " He loves the man."
"The only news team with warrants"
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